Constantin Vasilescu just hijacked a 7-day escape to Ibiza—5-star hotel, sun-soaked chaos—for less than £3.89. That’s not a deal, that’s a legal loophole in reality.

Scroll the photo. Two tickets to the gun show. Man’s built like he bench-pressed the plane to get there. Beach-ready? Nah—beach warning.

And in the immortal words of Guetta:
“It’s 9PM on a f**ing Friday. Let’s go. We’re going to Hi. LET’S GO.”*

You didn’t enter. He did.
Enjoy your couch.